Well its been long enough, i can't go on any longer without mentioning my good friend Dan aka xDevilsR3JECTx to all of you.
Some of you may have had the pleasure of being slaughtered by this psychopath on COD:MW2, chances are probably...
If your lucky enough to be on the same side as this mentalist during a match, then you have more than likely won the match, regardless of how good/terrible you are. He just seems to have such a fetish for guns and slaughter that i have yet to come across anyone who slays like he slays. Maybe he needs to get out more?? I don't know, that's for you to decide. All i know is, this man/freak seems to love nothing more than sunbathing in Tactical Nukes, laying human cement with the use of a Pavelow/Chopper Gunner and generally picking off the weak and feeble.
In all fairness, he hasn't actually put that much time into this game, and if you look at his, shall we say, 'soft' looking avatar (see above) you wouldn't think anything of him. You will however be very much mistaken.
He won't let on to what his secret for Call of Duty success is, and in all honesty i don't think he has one. All i think he goes on, is bad mouthing Americans, and wiping the drool from either side of his massive grin as finishes a match 30 odd kills to 1/2 deaths.
Dan, you are our friend (maybe), but deep down everyone has a little hatred towards you over this. You make me sick.
End of rant...
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